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Jonas Brothers in Milwaukee

So the Jonas Brothers are performing tonight in Milwaukee. On my way to work, I counted 14 semi trailers parked outside the Bradley Center. It must be an elaborate set.

Steve: I was just walking down Wisconsin Ave, minding my own business. An SUV with numerous teenage girls drove by. One of the girls screamed out the window at me, "Do you like the Jonas Brothers?" Then they all giggled and screamed with laughter.

Barbie: Well, at least you know it probably won't happen to you again tomorrow!

Steve: I hope not.