(Desperate) dating strategy

After consultation with Ruben, I ordered these "calling cards" from Vista Print. Yes, it's a bit desperate, but I know that I want to be in a healthy and loving relationship, so I reckon I have to be proactive about finding a guy. I'm carrying the cards with me most places I go with the exception of work. I've given out about 15 so far. Unfortunately, only one guy has responded, and that guy said that he had a boyfriend. Nevertheless, hope springs eternal.